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Week 6 Recap
It has been another eventful week in the Teaser League. We've already equaled last season's penalty pot total in just six weeks. As I mentioned last week, the penalty pot for the entire last season was $6,700. Currently, we're at $6,600 and are projected to reach $24,200. That's incredible. I estimate it will end up around $12-15K, but as Coolio once said, "the way things are going I don't know." Rams' unexpected defeat stunned the world last week. I left with 18 seconds rema
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Week 5 Recap
Week 5 LINES have been released! What an eventful week in the Teaser League world. For those who are new or need a reminder, here is a comparison of the numbers from last year's winnings after 5 weeks to this year's: Week 1 - 2025 $120.00 // 2026 $920.00 (+$800.00) Week 2 - 2025 $360.00 // 2026 $552.00 (+$192.00) Week 3 - 2025 $320.00 // 2026 $483.00 (+$163.00) Week 4 - 2025 $200.00 // 2026 $92.00 (-$108.00) Week 5 - 2025 $200.00 // 2026 $874.00 (+$674.00) After five weeks, t
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Oct 153 min read


Week 4 Recap
We have a lot to get to, lets start with the Thursday Night Double Dip ... I received multiple screenshots of this image right after the Browns and Steelers game started. I'm pleased that everyone found humor in the bottom four out of five double-dipping during Thursday Night Football. To me, it's a savvy move or a veteran move some might say. If you're looking to break a slump, the Thursday Night Football Double Dip (TNFDD) is the strategy to use. I've been practicing it for
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Oct 62 min read


Week 3 Recap
I've been with Teaser for seven years, and during that time, I've never begun a season 0-3. It's a frustrating situation, things will get better, things have to get better. There are 18 weeks left, and as I remind those each and every year that are feeling discouraged, you're NEVER truly out of it. You might feel like it's over, but it's not. We've witnessed people who were down $2K+ between weeks 10 and 16 manage to break even or even finish in the green. As the great Jimmy
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Sep 303 min read


Week 2 Recap
Let's quickly discuss the Bears. If you've been following this team for a while, you'll witness some astonishing ways they manage to lose games. There's the fumble at the 1-yard line, a blocked field goal from the 10-yard line, and, to top it off, our quarterback runs in for the leading touchdown, gets injured, falls untouched, and they end up losing 9-3 in the rain. Speaking of the rain, it was relentless. It just wouldn't let up. Alright, that's enough about the Bears. Now,
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Sep 222 min read


Week 1 Recap
Blood in the streets...
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Sep 152 min read


Teaser League Season VII - Opening Night
Season VII
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Sep 82 min read


Notable Numbers & Story Lines
Notable number and storylines from the 2025 season...
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Jan 274 min read


Teaser League State of the Union
Teaser League State of the Union Address
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Jan 273 min read


Conference Championship + Recap
Conference Championship week
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Jan 222 min read


Playoff Adjustments
Playoff adjustments...
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Jan 72 min read


Week 17 Recap
Three man race for first place ...
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Week 15 Recap
Winnings streaks + Island Boys
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Week 14 Recap
Jackie Jr. gets whacked by Jon B.
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Week 13 Recap
Marco R. AKA Jackie JR....
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Week 11 Recap
The road to first place is wide open ...
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Week 10 Recap
Cinderella Story?
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Week 9 Recap
All eyes on Danny B.
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Week 8 Recap
The Epsteins ...
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Week 7 Recap
Epstein watch alert, Kyle G ...
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