Notable Numbers & Story Lines
- The Commish
- Jan 27
- 4 min read
Updated: Jan 29
Marco R (AKA Jackie Jr)
Jon B
If he wins and Marco R loses, he will clinch the 2025 teaser league championship.
With a win, he ensures a 2nd place finish.
If he loses, he could fall to as low as 10th place, depending on the margin of his loss and the number of competitors behind him who win.
Sam L
During his initial 3 seasons, he gained $7700
In the past 2 seasons ... he lost $5500
Yikes...
Anthony S
If he wins the Super Bowl and Jeff M loses, he will claim the #1 all-time position on the Teaser League leaderboard.
This is a monumental achievement that many thought wouldn't be possible.
Brendan L
The rise and fall of Brendan L will be a topic of discussion for years. He is the only player to have consistently finished in the green every season. This year marks his first time ending up in the red.
What happened? Life. Life caught up with him quickly.
Will he recover? Many doubt it. Many compare him to the Marty Schottenheimer of the Teaser League: impressive stats, numerous wins, but no championships.
Bill P
He has won 13 consecutive weeks and is currently tied for 6th place. It's quite unbelievable. Winning 13 weeks straight and not being in 1st place is astonishing.
His 13-week winning streak is likely to remain unbroken.
Going back to Season I, he has technically won 14 consecutive weeks. He won his Super Bowl pick and then didn't participate in Seasons II-V. It's interesting and might warrant an asterisk next to his winning streak, making it 14.
Paul R
The teaser league's comeback story of the year has finally moved himself up from the bottom of the all-time leaderboard.
Although, he has faded as of late... The Downfall of Playoff Paul?
Mark H
The face of the Teaser League. After gaining viral fame and becoming the face of the Chicago Bears, he has firmly established himself as the face of the Teaser League. Congratulations, Mark.
He has also overtaken the cellar on the all-time leaderboard. Which might end up being a positive. The last 2 seasons the players at the bottom of the all-time leaderboard have ended up finishing in the green.
Dan B
He completely transformed his teaser league career. Last season, he initiated this change with a 2nd place finish, earning $4184. This season, he is on track to potentially secure a top 5 finish, with earnings between $3500 and $4000.
Over the past two seasons, his record is 33-10.
Winning the Super Bowl would push his all-time winnings into the positive, which is a significant achievement. His dedication and hard work have brought him to this point. Congratulations.
Robert E
Another remarkable comeback story of the year. It's not as dramatic as Paul R's, but it's notable.
Throughout his career, he has never ended in the green, with a total loss of $3600.
Did he give up? No. Did he quit? No. Did he blame others? No. Instead, he adapted and overcame. He rose to the challenge and reached the summit. He understands that the journey itself is the championship, and the Teaser Gods rewarded him for it.
Great job, Robert.
Ardel M.
People will be talking about Ardel M and his 2025 Teaser League season for years to come.
I have a feeling he will be next years comeback story of the year ...
I love that he's a gunslinger - sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't
Berkley/Dominic
Of the "Support Group" teams Berkley & Dominic have been the best.
Having a shot at 2nd place with a 17-4 record. They're also in 2nd place in Vampire
It's been a great inaugural season for they/them
Jason/Nick
Will they be "together" next season?
They have locked in back to back winning seasons - they have a winning formula but will their relationship last past this season?
Vampire
Vampire has turned into quite the race to the top.
It took roughly 11-12 weeks for players to figure out where the blood would be. Most players got hot the last few weeks of the regular season, catapulting them to the top.
We have a 5 player race for 3 spots.
Chris F has hit 5 out of the last 8 weeks landing him in 1st place. That goes to show that you're never ever out of it. A win in the Super Bowl and he secures himself $500.
100 Win Club
Next season, several players will be close to joining the 100 win club, a milestone that has never been achieved in the history of the teaser league.
$10K Club
We almost had several players reach the $10K milestone.
This demonstrates that no matter how near you are, the Teaser Gods always have a way of humbling you.
Toilet Bowl
"Not my cousin" Vinny P vs Taylor "Landman" K
Both are battling to not finish in last place ... Good luck gentlemen.



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