Week 9 Recap

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All Eyes on Danny B.

Some refer to him as Little Danny B., others as Big Danny B. Regardless of the nickname, he currently holds a commanding lead and is comfortably positioned at the top of the Teaser League Standings. Since last season, he has achieved a 12-1 record over the past 13 weeks, earning $4,420 in that period. He's on an impressive streak right now. What's remarkable about his current success is that from 2022 to 2024, he was in the red and consistently at the bottom, incurring significant losses by the end of each season. His turnaround over the last season and a half is reminiscent of a 30 for 30 story. No pressure, Dan, you've got nothing to lose.

Taylor K with a HUGE win

Taylor K managed to climb out of the cellar at last. A significant $700 week propelled him from last place to third from the bottom. Keep stacking wins and start a winning streak, and you'll be even by week 14. Well done, Taylor, you needed that victory.

The Epstein's

Ardel & Vinnie ... AKA The Epstein's. The pep talks are over, the time for putting our arms around you and telling you to keep your head up is over. Time time for a smack in the head has come, it's time to wake you two up and get you a MUST NEEDED WIN. Vinnie is in a complete tailspin right now. Started off 0-3 and has lost 6 in a row. Go to church, talk to a priest, let him know what's going on, come back, sit down and then send me your picks. Ardel is in a complete free fall right now. Started off 3-1 and has lost 5 in a row. Follow Vinnie to church or maybe just go to your own church. Find a priest, talk to him, let him know what's going on and then send me your picks.

All kidding aside, I am rooting for you guys and you can 100% pull yourself out of this hole. Everyone in here has been in the hole you're in before. Some of us have pulled ourselves out of it and some of us haven't. It's what makes Teaser League great. It's a microcosm of life. Adapt or die.

The Biasucci Back Door

For those of you who don't know who Dean Biasucci is, he is a an all-time great Tecmo Bowl and NFL field goal kicker. The Colts this Sunday were destined for blood, there was a 99% chance that they were getting bloody and the penalty pot would have been big. They ended up kicking a FG with :13 left in the game to be down by 7 (line was +9.5) and be able to attempt an onside kick. For those who were on the Colts you are a bunch of lucky mother f'ers.

Dean Biasucci didn't kick the FG but a new slogan was born that day. The Biasucci Back Door.

Go Pack Go

That's what you get for picking the Packers.

Numbers

We're starting to find our groove with the weekly winnings. The last 4 weeks have averaged $555.00 per week, the previous 5 was a modest $240.00.

No penalty pot money this week, which is a damn shame. I think we're due for a very bloody Sunday and a big penalty pot this weekend.

The Rise and Fall

We've seen the rise and fall of a few players. Brendan B., at one point on top of the Teaser League world has lost 3 consecutive weeks and is closing to losing his lead in Vampire. Peter H. was 7-0 and has since stumbled to 7-2 losing $760 the last 2 weeks.

Terry S. AKA Teaser League Terry has been focused on fighting ICE in Evanston & Chicago has faltered to 6-3 losing 3 out of the last 4 weeks.

John N. was 6-0 and has last 2 out of the last 3 weeks losing $900.00

Week 10

I can't believe we're already in week 10. We have 12 more weeks to go. Keep grinding and keep fighting. The lines are up. Good luck!